This is my imaginary conversation while rehearsing for a job interview:
Me: “I’m brilliant! I’m eloquent! You need me! I’m indispensable!”
How I think I sound during said interview:
Me: “um, ah, aksiiuwiuhrt hgiusyirudhg sudhgius (wipes sweaty brow with shaking hand) uh, yeah yup us kajhrtkuhkjndkgj hkjhadskfj (ohgodohgodohgodwhatamidoing).
Hangs up phone. Resumes eloquence.
Sigh.
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Hey Christine, I just love your blog. I’m also super impressed by your cooking project, you go girl. XO
Tandi