Day-to-day life, QOTD


This is my imaginary conversation while rehearsing for a job interview:

Me: “I’m brilliant!  I’m eloquent!  You need me!  I’m indispensable!”


How I think I sound during said interview:

Me: “um, ah, aksiiuwiuhrt hgiusyirudhg sudhgius (wipes sweaty brow with shaking hand) uh, yeah yup us kajhrtkuhkjndkgj hkjhadskfj (ohgodohgodohgodwhatamidoing).

Hangs up phone.  Resumes eloquence.


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