It’s kind of baffling to me that I ever got into triathlon or endurance sports at all.
As a child, I was obsessed with ponies.
Giv’r
I absolutely HATED swimming lessons (my mother still has the scars to prove it) and I distinctly remember swimming so crookedly in one lake meet that I hit the dock we were meant to be swimming parallel to head-on.
Cycling was something I did to get to my summer job and subsequently something I took up when I sold my first love, an Arabian pony named Macgyver.
Weeeeeee!
I had a boyfriend who was passionate about biking so I think I took it up just to be cool. I sucked, but I was stubborn and did it anyway. Although I thought nothing of piloting a 1000-pound, fairly disobedient animal over immovable obstacles (but let’s face it, I was 17. I didn’t think much about anything), riding down a mountain side (or up one, for that matter) usually had me in tears of frustration and/or fear. The second time I took my road bike for a spin, my front wheel came off while riding over some train tracks and my face absorbed the impact. Beauty.
I was probably thinking about what I was going to eat for lunch at this moment.Now those are some SWEET shades.
Running was just as foreign to me. The first time I went for a run was in university and it lasted 5 minutes. I think I was too haunted by those Canada Fitness Awards ParticipACTION badges we had to strive for in elementary school. I never did get the gold one, dammit.
Haunts me to this day.
Today, it would be hard to imagine life without the release of endurance sports (although I still harbour a fantasy that one day I’ll win the lottery, buy a million dollar steed and represent my country as an Olympic equestrian, by I digress). Despite this, in no way, shape or form do I consider myself an elite athlete. In fact, I struggle with the term “athlete” in general. What makes you an athlete? Are you an athlete because you do a sport every day? Are you an athlete because it’s your career? What if you are just doing something for fun? What does that make you? I used to consider myself a “recreational triathlete” – but I haven’t been on my tri bike in an embarrassing number of months and the last time I was in a pool I was in a hotel in a bikini and I think I’d just had a beer. Does that make me a retired triathlete?
I’ll do almost anything if you dare me. Including racing without pants.
I love reading how triathletes and other elite athletes got their start in their sport of choice. So many of them were high school track stars, NCAA All-Americans, Olympic hopefuls, etc. It’s always so interesting to follow their trajectory to where they are now. So how about you? How’d you get your start? What do you consider yourself? Pro? Weekend Warrior? Gamer? All of the above?
Where was I?? It’s been *crickets* around here lately, haven’t been very inspired to write. Fell off the training wagon (that big THUD you heard a few weeks back). Trying to claw my way back on, but it keeps rolling about 3 feet away like that annoying big brother would do when you were trying to open the car door to get in and all the cool kids were watching.
Anyway, moving on. I was thinking about something to write and figured that if the expression”a picture is worth a thousand words” is still true, then I’ll do a photo post and be miles ahead.
Ever wonder if you can define your life in photos? In 10 photos or less? I pretty much can, I think these sum up my day-to-day nicely these days. What about you?
Every day. Or else.
Best ski buddy.
Piglet.
Old ladies
well, not really. But I like to pretend sometimes.
Home-ish.
I don’t cook much… but I do some good dish origami.
Life.
My people.
Edited to add: I wrote this post on Thursday of last week… On Monday I started a new job. So! Add a shot of a different deskin an actual office with humans and a water cooler and a boardroom and a shot of an alarm going off at 5:30am and there you have it. My life.
In my humble opinion, there are very few redeeming qualities to the month of February. Possible exceptions are the skiing and the fact that it has fewer days than other months. I tend to find myself willing the days to lengthen and surfing the inter webs for last minute travel deals to warmer climes, despite knowing I’ll likely never book one. This winter has been particularly grey in pemberton, which isn’t helping my relationship with February.
This time last year I knew I had a are in Kona to work towards and look forward to. Thinking about this the other day, I realized I have never posted the race report…which I wrote on the place ride home from that race! I then considered posting it on the anniversary of the race but that seemed silly, even for me. So without further delay… Kona 2011!
We’d been planning this race for about a year… So to finally get on the plane and head to Kona was a bit of a relief. Training had been different from what I had hoped. I am generally pretty good about following a training plan to an 85% “t”: I do exactly what I am told 85% of the time and the next 15% I either blow the training off completely or do exactly what I feel like it, which is frequently nothing. This time, however, it was more like 60/40. A combination of life, kids and some pretty atrocious spring weather conspired to make it a little harder than I had anticipated to get everything done that I had hoped. That said, I know that when I race I pretty much never want to make a fool of myself or let myself down so I knew what I had to do come race day.
Our trip over was smooth and we were completely spoiled by the ultra fantastic accommodation thanks to Sarah allowing to share her beautiful Kona home. W arrived, settled in and rested up.
It was my first time in Kona and it was pretty great to see the infamous ironman sites that I had seen so many times in magazines and on tv. Lava Java did not disappoint! The days leading up to the race were spent getting race ready, getting in a few last minutes sessions, taking in some of the scenery, getting Sarah immersed in the world of triathlon and basically turning her into a tri nerd. 2 things during the lead up stand out: my most favorite was without a doubt swimming next to some dolphins at the pier ( this despite the fact that when I first saw them I thought they were sharks, oops. Swallowed a lot of water there). Next was attending the pro meeting which Chrissy convinced us we would enjoy and “blend right in!” Uh, yeah. We didn’t exactly blend in (hi, Chris Lieto! You’re pretty cute) or learn much but it was fun…
Race day morning came, as it always does, much too early for my taste. I always have to fight the desire to roll over and say ” meh, I’ll just race later”. We did eventually all pile into our sweet minivan and make our way to the transition in the dark.
A few last minute tweaks, load up nutrition and check the bike and it was finally down to the beach for body marking and the swim start.
I dazzled with my focus at the start. So much so, in fact, that I was so intent on looking at my watch that I didn’t even notice the big wave that rolled in and literally knocked me into a sweet backwards somersault! Awesome. That certainly took the edge off.
It’s no secret that I am not exactly Summer Sanders and I did not disappoint! I came out in a nice casual time of that which shall not be mentioned in print. If you care, you can google it. I certainly didn’t care, I was just so damn happy to be done (and see my friend Danny and his son Tyler!) That swim was rough! Crowded and messy. Oh well, I managed to run up the long hill to transition and get to my bike relatively quickly.
Once onto the bike I knew it was important to stay conservative until the turnaround and I did. I didn’t particularly enjoy the ride and found it hard to kick my own ass on the way to Hawi. I saw Sarah on her way home from Hawi and decided I should probably put my head down for a while to try to catch her. I finally caught her on the hill back to the Queen K and was happy for us to ride back to the transition together.
Handed off my bike in a rather disorganized fashion and put on my shoes and grabbed some sunscreen to start the hot-very-hot run. The first 2 miles felt amazing. I can do this! I am winning this thing! And then… Miles 3-7 not so much with the winning… I was hot, kind of over it, my mind was wandering. Saw Chrissy running just back of Bree and cheered her on, it was great to see her running strong. I was also quite jealous that she was almost done. By the time I hit mile 8 I got some energy back and had quite enjoyed weaving up and over and through the golf course. 5 miles? Pshh. I got this. So easy. And then, I went to what Danny affectionately calls “hell’s kitchen”. Yeah, pretty much the most miserable stretch of pavement anywhere. A brutal 2 or 3 mile out and back that seems to never end.
Well, end it finally did and I made it back out onto the golf course and could taste the finish line. However, not before a lovely little Japanese racer passes me whilst running in his crocs. Sigh. That was humbling.
Finish chute! So long! Such a teeny finish arch! So happy to take off my damn shoes! Race done and dusted. I was happy with my time but not ecstatic. Pleasantly satisfied?
I did thoroughly enjoy the post-race-beer-and-chips-lying-on-an-ocean-side-massage table. Doesn’t get much sweeter than that…
So there you have it. That was the last real race I did in 2011! That was a bit unusual for me, but I was ok with it. After several years of racing, it was time to give my mind and body a break and focus on doing sport for fun. Which isn’t to say I didn’t miss it somewhat because I’ll be back out there this summer… As tanned as ever!
There are 2 things I swore I’d NEVER do when I first took up triathlon. First, I’d never race a sprint (too intense, too crazy, etc). Secondly, I’d never race in a swimsuit (for obvious reasons – I’m no Baywatch lifeguard!)
Well, Sunday I did a SPRINT in a BATHING SUIT. Gaaah!
Actually, both were super fun. I made lots of mistakes during the race (most notably treating the run like some kind of Sunday stroll through the park, which, wait… it was Sunday and we were in a park…) but those mistakes simply made me want to do another one and improve! Wasn’t such a bad day after all, since I ended up 3rd in my AG and 9th overall. I should have stuck around for the podium, I would have stood up there with Linsey Corbin, who won the race! And of course, on the other side of her was my partner in crime for the weekend, Marie-Anne.
Now it’s time to put triathlon aside for a few weeks and focus on bikes, cheese, wine and France! Departure, tomorrow 11am!
Ever wonder how NOT to warm up for your portion of a triathlon relay (in my case, the run)? It’s SIMPLE! Drop your eldest at a friend’s house. Upon arrival, help self to cinnamon buns (fresh) and discover that the men’s final of Wimbledon is on, 5th set, tied 6-all. Stay till it’s 14-14 and getting to be TRULY epic. Drag self out the door, jump in car, head to start. Text message all the way with previously mentioned friends to stay up-to-date on tennis match. Arrive at race site, see friends I haven’t seen in a long time and spend lots of time chatting. Check watch, realize your cyclist should be in in about, oh, 5 minutes. Run up the street semi-quickly, then into transition. It’s only a 10K, right?
I started strong, faded at the 5-7 km mark as per usual, nearly jumped out of my skin when Ollie/Dave/Jackie yelled at me in the bushes (it was so funny, I’m surprised I stayed on my feet) and recovered to finish quickly and strongly. My time was 50:17, not my speediest ever but I’ll take it, all things considered!
Long story short, our team (Lizzie Sandwich) prevailed and we won our category (not on the strength of my run, ahem.) Thanks Christine for a fast swim and Lizzie for a speedy ride!
Fun day, nice to catch up with everyone and plan the next adventures!
The winning overall team and the winning ladies team (photo credit: Lena Martin)